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1/1/05 Marysville Tavern Happy to ring in the New Year Glad there was plenty of beer It was such a pity We didn't see no titty There were barely five people in here	1/8/05 Snapper's We tried to pump up the show Kept it tight to keep a nice flow and so in the crapper at the place we call Snapper the band spent their pay on good blow
1/12/05 Deja Vu Open Mic We're at open mic at the Vu It was cool Sara B. was there too Happy Jim played forever Zak saw a chick but could not get her But then again that is not nothing new	1/18/05 TC's Goddammit, Mike fucked up once more Another band was set up on the floor So we get in the van drive as fast as we can to get to Al's to see the hot whore's
2/11/05 Roundtable Birthday All gather round for the fable of the birthday bash held for Roundtable we stunk up the place fell flat on our face cause the band was willing but not able	2/22/05 Crowbar Snowfall up at Penn State Drivin fast, couldn’t be late Lots of hot chicks Wouldn’t dare touch our dicks Oh well, guess we’ll just masturbate
2/25/05 Basin St. Don premiers his beer hat Nothing else happened but that Oh what a pity Didn’t see any titty (oh yeah, we already used that)	3/11/05 Kclingers More people left than came Which made us feel typically lame The waitress was cool And made us all drool Though she wouldn’t skip, what a shame
3/13/05 Ski Roundtop (Roundtable Benefit) It was cold as a witch’s tit Wanted food, but couldn’t afford it Though it was a good cause We froze off our balls But we sold some CD’s HOLY SHIT!	3/16/05 Déjà vu When our ears started to bleed We went out to smoke us some weed When we came back in The room started to spin… What a wonderful gig indeed!